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It's really that I have a bad neck. That light is always on. When I am on my hands and knees for a while, the light starts flashing and sirens start going off, then the engine dies.
And then your tires go bald, your radiator leaks and your exhaust continuously backfires. Throw in the loose stick shift that doesn’t want to go into gear and you’re ready for the scrapyard.
 
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