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Copejunkie said:
Took 2 of my girls along with me checking fence in a pasture today, nearly the entire thing is timber and hills. Well while we were out there walking this fence line it started raining and lightning, we got soaked. 😂
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Hard2Bluff said:
Woohoo. Off until Monday. I worked a double shift yesterday/ last night for someone and yep I currently have a beer in my hand at 6:30AM. First weekend off in over a month!
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I used to work graveyard and was always tickled at the look on cashiers' faces when I got a case of beer at 0700 dressed in work clothes.
 
batchaps4me said:
I used to work graveyard and was always tickled at the look on cashiers' faces when I got a case of beer at 0700 dressed in work clothes.
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I headed straight to the grocery, they start selling beer here at 6am. I have no shame because Ive been working my ass off and being on-call. I wanted the damn beer! Granted, I work in an office at the psych hospital, but it literally gets pretty crazy up there. Had to hold the door shut the other night to keep an attempted escapee from getting into my office. Thank God for Haldol shots as the orderlies wrestled his meth raging ass! I tell you Meth must make you ten times stronger.
 
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Hard2Bluff said:
I headed straigh to the grocery, they start selling beer here at 6am. I have no shame because Ive been working my ass off and being on-call. I wanted the damn beer! Granted, I work in an office at the psych hospital, but it literally gets pretty crazy up there. Had to hold the door shut the other night to keep an attempted escapee from getting into my office. Thank God for Haldol shots as the orderlies wrestled his meth raging ass! I tell you Meth must make you ten times stronger.
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I may be the type that implied that I was heading to work and just getting lunch ... Haldol, it provides the Thorazine shuffle for the man on the go!!!
 
Anybody have any advice on how to keep birds from flying full speed into my sliding glass door? These birds are the dumbest fucking birds I've ever seen. AT LEAST 4 of them fly into my sliding glass back door every friggin day. Last year a dove killed itself doing it and so far we've had multiple sparrow type birds do it and ring their bell so bad they spend 10 or more minutes on the patio shaking it off before they can get airborne again.....
 
MarineUKFan said:
Anybody have any advice on how to keep birds from flying full speed into my sliding glass door? These birds are the dumbest fucking birds I've ever seen. AT LEAST 4 of them fly into my sliding glass back door every friggin day. Last year a dove killed itself doing it and so far we've had multiple sparrow type birds do it and ring their bell so bad they spend 10 or more minutes on the patio shaking it off before they can get airborne again.....
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We have the same problem with our big picture windows. It's the reflection on them. Just get an outside cat and watch them eat.
 
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