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Good morning folks. I didn't beat you old farts up, I'm just ornery enough to have not gone down.

I remember a thread about some asshole new neighbors. I have it from the highest authority that after said neighbors called the popo for someone drunk, shirtless, waving guns, (cleaning them in the yard), they lost all their flowers and new planters in a tragic boating disaster on the acetone river. Asking for thoughts and prayers, they could literally die.
 
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Good morning folks. About 2hrs until I wake up my mom and dad to hog hunt. Breakfast and coffee are ready to rock, cooler's loaded, and they don't even know we're going. I've got two groups of pigs on three spots in the last hour and the RazzlDazzl house could use some sausage.

I'm an insomniac anyway, but I haven't been hunting with both of my parents in at least a decade, likely longer, and can't sleep. The pooch is sitting with me in the blind too. Ya'll have,a great day.
 
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