The new and improved Good Morning thread!

[cogarboy]

Good morning Friends

 

[Copejunkie]

Morning all.

 

[LyquidMetal]

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Up all night on-call, back on-call at 3PM. Heading to bed maybe soon. Dont forget to vote in both POTY groups so the winners can go head to head in the champ poll.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Penny got her pic taken with Santa....

 

[Bama Believer]

So, college football season is drawing to a close....What y'all do in the offseason here?

Still on newb status.

well, we still drink coffee every day so we check n like here, btw some of us old timers use this as a good morning I'm still alive and present and accounted for thread too..
We still fire the grills up and eat dinner and drink lots of fluids ...
you may see the occaisional big bass or stanky foot pic once in a while..
and we'll mix in some cruitin and spring practice talk among coaching hires, player dui's or shootings (auburn) etc.

 

[DJ Fieri]

well, we still drink coffee every day so we check n like here, btw some of us old timers use this as a good morning I'm still alive and present and accounted for thread too..
We still fire the grills up and eat dinner and drink lots of fluids ...
you may see the occaisional big bass or stanky foot pic once in a while..
and we'll mix in some cruitin and spring practice talk among coaching hires, player dui's or shootings (auburn) etc.

And memes....I guess that thread will be good for....I don't know....something.

LOL

 

[Copejunkie]

Why is it when you come home from cutting up deer you get the 5th degree about how much whiskey you drank?

 

[PSUTE]

Why is it when you come home from cutting up deer you get the 5th degree about how much whiskey you drank?

Because you got home from cutting up deer at 0800?... ...

 

[Copejunkie]

Because you got home from cutting up deer at 0800?... ...

No, I was home at 19 hundred, And had only been there since 14 hundred. Admittedly I was slurring a tiny bit but not bad, I was still walking perfectly straight, and had all my faculties.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

No, I was home at 19 hundred, And had only been there since 14 hundred. Admittedly I was slurring a tiny bit but not bad, I was still walking perfectly straight, and had all my faculties.

 

[Copejunkie]

No, I was home at 19 hundred, And had only been there since 14 hundred. Admittedly I was slurring a tiny bit but not bad, I was still walking perfectly straight, and had all my faculties.

I will also say that my definition of how much is in a shot and my wife's is much different. I filled a big yeti cup half full with ice and filled it with whiskey, when I got home she asked and I said roughly 5 shots worth. I guess i misspoke. I should have said 5 drinks worth.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

I will also say that my definition of how much is in a shot and my wife's is much different. I filled a big yeti cup half full with ice and filled it with whiskey, when I got home she asked and I said roughly 5 shots worth. I guess i misspoke. I should have said 5 drinks worth.

Next you need to tell her how much you do around there to keep the family afloat and how you need a break every once in a while.. It will go well I promise.

 

[Copejunkie]

Next you need to tell her how much you do around there to keep the family afloat and how you need a break every once in a while.. It will go well I promise.

I'm sure that you are speaking from experience here.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

I'm sure that you are speaking from experience here.

Yes sir, take another shot of that whiskey and put that WOMAN in her place. Works everytime

 

[Copejunkie]

Yes sir, take another shot of that whiskey and put that WOMAN in her place. Works everytime

Of course it does if you don't like to sleep

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Of course it does if you don't like to sleep

Oh you will sleep good...on the couch. Then all hell breaks loose in the mornin.

 

[Copejunkie]

Oh you will sleep good...on the couch. Then all hell breaks loose in the mornin.

I have yet to sleep good on the couch and I've been married 21 years

 

[Hard2Bluff]

I have yet to sleep good on the couch and I've been married 21 years

Seriously, just watch a Lifetime Christmas movie with her while rubbing her feet (you may experience gnashing of teeth, but be sure to smile).

 

[batchaps4me]

Good morning everyone.