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I had a couple of, and I will be generous here, unfounded health scares recently and felt I had to give up coffee for a couple of months ... because I couldn't cut down from my 5-7 pots a day. It turns out I may have been consuming a bit much and the scares forced me to act. I didn't drink a drop of coffee for over two months. IIRC that was when I discovered edibles and the world survived, but I digress. I now drink no more than a pot a day, normally less, and I must say it is life altering. I don't know how to say it and keep it classy so I will go with this: At least now there is at least a chance it's sweat running down the crack of my ass.
Just because I slowed down on my coffee drinking. Now a pot a day and maybe an extra cup if I feel like it. But physical problems starting in 2010 did make me do a bit of re-arranging of coffee, smoking(slowed down) and eating healthier.
 
Just because I slowed down on my coffee drinking. Now a pot a day and maybe an extra cup if I feel like it. But physical problems starting in 2010 did make me do a bit of re-arranging of coffee, smoking(slowed down) and eating healthier.
I don't know if it is just the VA or healthcare as a whole, but now five beers a sitting means you party like a 1%er. I drink 7 or eight beers a week and I will be damned if I give two or three of them back. I am willing to die on the hill that I am apparently dying on.
 
Good morning all. I spent part of the night at the animal hospital. Apparently my puppy found my stash and ate a bud. She is fine, it is not life threatening, but according to the vet is stoned beyond what I want to be. The vet was great but I have never felt judged as much in my life than when a Tennessee grad informed me that my dog failed a drug test ...
 
Good morning all. I spent part of the night at the animal hospital. Apparently my puppy found my stash and ate a bud. She is fine, it is not life threatening, but according to the vet is stoned beyond what I want to be. The vet was great but I have never felt judged as much in my life than when a Tennessee grad informed me that my dog failed a drug test ...
Glad the dog is okay but LOL.
 
Glad the dog is okay but LOL.
When we left for the vet, I was sure she was having a seizure or a stroke. I was wigging out. In hindsight, and the knowledge everything is okay, there was a lot of funny moments. The vet tech told us that she was fine but was incredibly high and would need to work through some issues while coming down. "You know the feeling", she said knowing full and damned well that I had consumed some edibles about an hour before my dog got the leaf. I will probably laugh my ass off today and maybe tomorrow but when she sobers up, I will get very judgmental about myself. After all, this whole episode is due to my negligence, and I am an animal lover so it will hit me hard.
 
Good morning everyone. My pup has gotten over being stoned and is her normal self. I can't find anything that she could get in so I have to conclude that someone dropped part of a bud while loading a pipe. It is pure negligence that got my puppy sick and that bugs the shit out of me. Were it someone else in this situation, I would say shit happens without any judgement. I tend to take much longer to forgive myself.
 
Good morning everyone. My pup has gotten over being stoned and is her normal self. I can't find anything that she could get in so I have to conclude that someone dropped part of a bud while loading a pipe. It is pure negligence that got my puppy sick and that bugs the shit out of me. Were it someone else in this situation, I would say shit happens without any judgement. I tend to take much longer to forgive myself.
Try not to bee too hard on yourself. I know you love your doggie.
 
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