The new and improved Good Morning thread!

[Hard2Bluff]

 

[LyquidMetal]

 

[DJ Fieri]

A whole lotta good morning y'all!!!!

Have a great Memorial day.

 

[PSUTE]

'Mornin all. May the families of everyone who gave all take some comfort in the knowledge that a grateful nation grieves with them...

 

[LSU02]

 

[batchaps4me]

Good morning everyone.

 

[Copejunkie]

Morning

 

[PSUTE]

'Mornin all...

 

[batchaps4me]

Good morning everyone.

 

[LyquidMetal]

 

[DJ Fieri]

A whole lotta good morning y'all!!!!

 

[Copejunkie]

Morning everyone

 

[batchaps4me]

So far it has been an interesting morning. I went to put the trash cans back and saw four squad cars parked in front of my house. Just as my edibles kicked in, they knocked on my door ... they were hunting a fugitive that listed the empty lot up the street as her address for court purposes.

 

[Bama Believer]

Good Afternoon, damn rain,

 

[Hard2Bluff]

So far it has been an interesting morning. I went to put the trash cans back and saw four squad cars parked in front of my house. Just as my edibles kicked in, they knocked on my door ... they were hunting a fugitive that listed the empty lot up the street as her address for court purposes.

 

[batchaps4me]

It's just a civil offense with a $25 fine here in town. As long as that is all they have on you, they won't even write the ticket.

 

[LyquidMetal]

 

[batchaps4me]

Good morning everyone.

 

[Bama Believer]

Got pulled over yesterday, didn't do anything wrong that I knew, cop came up and I said did I do something wrong, he said I saw you didn't have your seatbelt on. Fuck me! Got a ticket! side note. I told him, listen, just want you to know, I have a loaded firearm next to my right knee, he said oh that's no problem

 

[batchaps4me]

Got pulled over yesterday, didn't do anything wrong that I knew, cop came up and I said did I do something wrong, he said I saw you didn't have your seatbelt on. Fuck me! Got a ticket! side note. I told him, listen, just want you to know, I have a loaded firearm next to my right knee, he said oh that's no problem

How the hell do they expect you to get in a Weaver stance when buckled up?