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I've heard that the 4th is always the worst holiday to work because of all the firework accidents
Im not medical, I just see the "Drunk-icidals." They get drunk and tell police they are gonna kill themselves, most of the time they wake up sober and say they dont remember saying that

We need more of these: Otis just walked himself in and waited to sober up
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