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Gonna enjoy the Hell outta this day off....

Even with no football. Go back to work on Wednesday and then playing hooky on Thursday when I call out because of the wife's roto rooter up her posterior.
 
The wife just screamed in her home office (she works from home) and of course I went to check to see what was wrong.

She got an alert that her payment was received for the 2023 MItsubishi Outlander. But, it was over 31k, not the 746 and change we pay every month. Fucking mofo's at Carvana.

PS: She never requested a payoff amount. She is beyond pissed off right now.
 
I had to go to the chiropractor today for a recurring issue that was caused because I used to ride bucking horses. Well the clinic that I go to has expanded and I got the new chiropractor today. A girl in her twenties and she said I was looking through your file and it says you rodeoed. Do you still do that? I busted out laughing and said no I'm to old to do that and I already hurt enough as it is. I'm still chuckling about it. Makes me think of this.
 
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