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I just hate this shit, I dont consider myself old, but damn. Cant get my drink on without paying for it for 2-3 days. It aint fair I tell ya! 🤣

It's not the age but the mileage that gets to you. My face has worn out three bodies and I have more mileage than Al Bundy's Dodge. On the bright side, I get to remind my son of his near future!!!
 
so did you get drunk for the race and then it got postponed ?? I bet that was fucky..

I hadn't had a beer nor a toke in over a month … the third Bud Lite had me buzzing and the tenth had my couch spinning. apparently I am now stupid, loose and a cheap drunk so life is good if I can avoid rest areas/truck stops!!!
 
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