The Pit of Misery: Politics and Religion


Dude, this is so comical.

You mean to tell me that two people of the same gender have a hard time getting pregnant together?!?!?!

That's odd...
I assumed it would be easy.

You just do all the stuff they taught you in sex ed, right? And then a baby comes out?
Right?
Okay fine, I know that's not the point of this article, but if you're going to run a narrative that same-sex relationships are cool or whatever, and that everybody should be in one, you'd better not write up headlines like this.

Otherwise, you're going to get trolled all day.

Because of course same-sex couples can't get pregnant with one another. It's basic biology ya goof!
That amazing headline is pretty much why Not the Bee exists.

Yeah yeah, woe is me for same sex couples. Good grief.
 
"On Wednesday, NASCAR announced a partnership with Carolinas LGBT+ Chamber of Commerce, “one of the largest LGBT Chambers within the region pushing for equitable change within the workplace and marketplace.” NASCAR will be the Chamber’s Diversity, Equity & Inclusion partner."

"equitable change"

and after they denied Brandon Brown's sponsor LGBcoin -

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"On Wednesday, NASCAR announced a partnership with Carolinas LGBT+ Chamber of Commerce, “one of the largest LGBT Chambers within the region pushing for equitable change within the workplace and marketplace.” NASCAR will be the Chamber’s Diversity, Equity & Inclusion partner."

"equitable change"

and after they denied Brandon Brown's sponsor LGBcoin -

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I'm sure this was a breath of fresh air for all the LGBTQ+ Nascar Fans, Pit Crew Members and Drivers...
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-seen-weeping-over-her-grave-on-january-6th

AOC Lays Wreath At Her Grave On January 6th
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January 6th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com
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BRONX, NY—United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez visited Woodlawn Cemetery this morning to grieve in quiet dignity at her own grave on the 1-year anniversary of her death on January 6. She was seen openly weeping and tearing her clothes by the photo crew she brought with her.
AOC, who was killed in the Capitol’s House Chamber by murderous Trump supporters, left a wreath where her body had been peacefully laid to rest. Though she made no official statements, eyewitness testimony claims she “looked mournfully off into the distance” as if contemplating the fleeting brevity of life.
“She just looked so brave and helpless,” said Jim Acosta from the scene. “I could see that she was clearly hurting. I don’t know how she gets up in the morning, especially since she’s already dead. What a fighter.”
Once her camera crew confirmed they had several good shots, she wiped her eyes, slowly walked to her brand-new Tesla, and drove off—leaving a crew of professional mourners in her wake.
Visitors to the cemetery are advised to socially distance and mask up while mourning the loss of America’s greatest congresswoman. For those mourning remotely, a contribution can be made to AOC’s 2022 campaign.
 
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