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"JOE, YOU'RE FIRED": Trump Revokes Biden's National Security Clearance and Stops His Intelligence Briefings | The Gateway Pundit | by Kristinn Taylor

In a dramatic reversal, Trump has revoked Biden's national security clearance, citing past precedents and concerns over classified information mishandling. This bold move reignites tensions between the two leaders.
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President Trump announced Friday evening he has revoked Joe Biden’s national security clearance and is stopping his courtesy presidential daily intelligence briefings. Trump cited Biden’s precedent of doing the same to him in 2021, as well as the report by Special Counsel Robert Hur on Biden’s “poor memory” in his investigation about Biden stealing and mishandling classified documents as reasons for his action.
 

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Transgender officers working for the transportation security (TSA) will no longer be permitted to conduct pat- downs of travelers.

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Country With Record Illiteracy Worried What Will Happen If Education System Reformed

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Politicians who represent the country with record illiteracy expressed worry about what might happen if the education system responsible for making everyone illiterate were reformed.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Politicians who represent the country with record illiteracy expressed worry about what might happen if the education system responsible for making everyone illiterate were reformed.

"We cannot stand idly by while King Elon Musk guts the Department of Education and replaces it with a better education system that will enrich the lives of all Americans," said Congressman Bill Foster. "I cannot have my constituents learning how to read. What if that leads to them thinking for themselves? Everything we've worked so hard to build would be destroyed."

Concern over the Department of Education's fate reached a boiling point early Friday when politicians marched on the Lyndon Baines Johnson Department of Education Building to express concern over possible reforms but were stopped by security. This led to outrage as many legislators were too illiterate to understand the order the security guard had issued.

"You can't stand here!" screamed Maxine Waters, representative of California's 43rd district. "I don't know what the words on the door say but I'm certain they don't say 'closed!'"

As others verbally assaulted the security guard standing in front of the entrance to the building, others carefully read the words on the door to prove that they were not as illiterate as others.

"This says 'All Access Entrance,'" said a proud Representative Lateefah Aaliyah Simon of California. "I can read."

At publishing time, some members of Congress began to regret the record illiteracy in the United States, wondering if perhaps their shouting 'We are members of Congress, look at our ID badges' might have worked if people could read.
 
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World Health Organization Warns Trump Funding Cuts May Delay Release Of New Pandemic

GENEVA — World Health Organization (WHO) leaders are sounding the alarm Thursday, warning that President Trump's temporary freeze on federal funding for the organization may delay the release of a new pandemic.
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GENEVA — World Health Organization (WHO) leaders are sounding the alarm Thursday, warning that President Trump's temporary freeze on federal funding for the organization may delay the release of a new pandemic.

"And that would be terrible," the organization said in a statement. "We've got a cool name for it and everything. Delaying the pandemic now would cost hundreds, maybe thousands of good-paying Chinese jobs."

According to WHO officials, the next pandemic is expected to be a "real doozy" and lead to creative new policies like standing exactly 28.5 feet away from other people, wearing masks over your ears, and burning down churches. But now, at the rate American policies are changing, the pandemic may never even happen.

"No one wants to see their life's work go down the drain," said WHO Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus. "It's almost like Trump doesn't even care who he hurts as long as he gets to save a buck."

President Trump's approval rating has risen by another 10 points in light of news of the pandemic's likely delay and possible cancelation, surprising members of the mainstream media.

"The COVID pandemic was the best time of my life," said CNN anchor Kaitlan Collins. "We got to scold people and get paid for it! Trump ruins everything!"

At publishing time, President Trump had responded to the WHO's warning by making all funding cuts permanent.
 
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Watch How GOP Rep. Mary Miller Introduces Trans Rep. Sarah McBride on the Floor of the House (VIDEO) | The Gateway Pundit | by Cullen Linebarger

In a striking moment on the House floor, Rep. Miller introduces trans lawmaker Sarah McBride, sparking a vital conversation on representation and inclusivity in politics.
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Today on the House Floor, I refused to deny biological reality.

President Trump restored biological truth in the Federal Government, and I refuse to perpetuate the lie that gender is open to our interpretation. It is not.
 
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