Things you can say about your car...

[ALADAMYA]

but not your girlfriend.


I will start...


It died a month ago but I can still use some of the parts.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

she needs a little body work -

 

[TechRaiderRider]

prob got some bad gas -

 

[TechRaiderRider]

she's got a lotta miles on her -

 

[TechRaiderRider]

she's high maintenance -

 

[ALADAMYA]

She can fit 5 inside her at the same time comfortably

 

[ALADAMYA]

She's just an old beater with a lot of junk in the trunk

 

[ALADAMYA]

Sure you can borrow her, just make sure you fill her up before you bring her back

 

[RuffledFeathers]

She's gotta bigger rearend than most others.

 

[RuffledFeathers]

She's got a noticeable shudder while under load.

 

[batchaps4me]

She doesn't have that new smell any more.

 

[ALADAMYA]

She's hard to get started and runs like shit.

 

[ALADAMYA]

Used to belong to my dad, then my mom and now she's all mine.

 

[tinp]

I don't see much of a difference in the two, OP....

 

[batchaps4me]

I love it when she lays down the rubber in front of my friends ...

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

She’s got a leak in the rear end.

 

[Preacherman]

What if Tidergirl was your gf?

 

[tinp]

What if Tidergirl was your gf?

What if.....









...you liked girls?

 

[PSUTE]

Passes EPA emission standards...

 

[batchaps4me]

Drive it like you stole it.