What are we drinking tonight?

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Boy you got oven mitts, socks, looks like a maxipad, phone charger cord, and what all hell else in that pile on the floor?!? A damn ladybug dog toy ball? I have questions
Damn man I'm dying laughing here, I'm nearly crying, and I don't cry. Ok, the ball is a dryer thing,(fuck if I know, ask my wife. No pets in this house) The rest of the shit in that pile is the knee and ankle guards my daughters wear for volleyball. Of course there's socks, you don't want to see my feet. I don't know where the oven mitts or maxi pads came from but I live with Women so that should answer your question
 
Damn man I'm dying laughing here, I'm nearly crying, and I don't cry. Ok, the ball is a dryer thing,(fuck if I know, ask my wife. No pets in this house) The rest of the shit in that pile is the knee and ankle guards my daughters wear for volleyball.
I thought they were new tighty-whities underwear still new, half opened
 
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