What if?....a scenario thread with your man, TINP

[tinp]

Thursday, March 20. NCAA Basketball opening round and no spectators are allowed. Millions will watch via streaming services while home from work. Kids aren't in school or taking class online. Millions more are remoting in to their work networks from home....wait for it....











INTERNET CRASHES

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Rivals will be the first site to go down. Just sayin..

A stiff wind has taken that weak ass place down numerous times.

 

[GhostRiderRush]

Random thought but shouldn’t they pump in crowd noise to make it feel like a real game instead of a scrimmage for the players and referees? I say fuck yes.....

 

[tinp]

My internet streaming just went out. No shit.

 

[tinp]

Rivals will be the first site to go down. Just sayin..

A stiff wind has taken that weak ass place down numerous times.

Who & what is a rivials?

 

[Panabama]

What do you mean “your man”, nagga? You’re my man! You know my nickname for you is “Bottom”. You better come correct!

 

[CowpokeU]

If all that happens, I have one of 3 things I will do:

1: since it's an early spring and the blooms are coming in it means it's stickball season and we'll start practicing soon.

2: if we have to stay home, I'll just fiddle fuck around carving or painting

3: wife's having the baby on the 30th of this month so I'll be taking care of them

Either way, it's getting to that time where the internet is something I'll only use at work and when laying in bed at night

 

[tinp]

If all that happens, I have one of 3 things I will do:

1: since it's an early spring and the blooms are coming in it means it's stickball season and we'll start practicing soon.

2: if we have to stay home, I'll just fiddle fuck around carving or painting

3: wife's having the baby on the 30th of this month so I'll be taking care of them

Either way, it's getting to that time where the internet is something I'll only use at work and when laying in bed at night

Take care bb. If we don't ever converse again, I appreciate your friendship and support. Maybe consider naming your beautiful new baby, Christopher, in my honor.

 

[CowpokeU]

Take care bb. If we don't ever converse again, I appreciate your friendship and support. Maybe consider naming your beautiful new baby, Christopher, in my honor.

I swear to gog if your first name is Christopher I will lose it. I go by my middle name of Kyle but Christopher is my first name.

Also, I ain't going nowhere bb

 

[batchaps4me]

My son's name is Christopher. Had I passed away before my ex, she would have told him who he was named after...

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Take care bb. If we don't ever converse again, I appreciate your friendship and support. Maybe consider naming your beautiful new baby, Christopher, in my honor.

I swear to gog if your first name is Christopher I will lose it. I go by my middle name of Kyle but Christopher is my first name.

Also, I ain't going nowhere bb

It seems meant to be if you don't already have a Jr. Just don't make his middle name Lane.

 

[tinp]

I swear to gog if your first name is Christopher I will lose it. I go by my middle name of Kyle but Christopher is my first name.

Also, I ain't going nowhere bb

I'm comin' Elizabeth... !!!