What silly thing are you horrible at?

[RazzlDazzl]

I can tie fishing/rope knots and load magazines in the dark.

I look like a monkey trying to hump a football tying the hood strings on a jacket in broad daylight.

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

Laundry! It all goes in the washer, then it all goes in the dryer, no separating. Threw my iron away years ago. Chicks still don’t dig it.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Laundry! It all goes in the washer, then it all goes in the dryer, no separating. Threw my iron away years ago. Chicks still don’t dig it.

Just tell them you're color blind and afraid to use bleach.

 

[midcal]

I suck at finishing drywall.

 

[Tenn"cock]

Laundry! It all goes in the washer, then it all goes in the dryer, no separating. Threw my iron away years ago. Chicks still don’t dig it.

And that is why I send my work wardrobe to the dry cleaners. All my jeans, t-shirts, golf shirts etc goes into the washer together.

 

[Preacherman]

I suck at finishing drywall.

Whoever invented textured walls deserves every penny they have.

 

[fritowrdo]

Getting off the can after taking a dump. I can get some peace and quiet from the kids.

 

[LyquidMetal]

Tieing a tie.

Use a clip on.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

I can't eat with a fork. Seriously, everything falls off before I can get it to my mouth. I use a spoon even when I'm eating spaghetti.

 

[Tenn"cock]

 

[CowpokeU]

Sometimes, especially when I have a dip of snuff in, I forget how to swallow my own saliva. I look like I'm choked up instead.

 

[Shower Fart]

I can tie fishing/rope knots and load magazines in the dark.

I look like a monkey trying to hump a football tying the hood strings on a jacket in broad daylight.

ive got a few hoodie sweatshirts, the first thing I do is pull the drawstrings out and throw them away.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

I can't eat with a fork. Seriously, everything falls off before I can get it to my mouth. I use a spoon even when I'm eating spaghetti.

Quit sharpening them for stabbing swamp lizards and bugs. It gives them a little more bite if you leave them dull.

 

[tOSU]

I can't eat with a fork. Seriously, everything falls off before I can get it to my mouth. I use a spoon even when I'm eating spaghetti.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

He'll survive.

As far as I know, one Marine motto is improvise, adapt, and overcome.

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

I can't eat with a fork. Seriously, everything falls off before I can get it to my mouth. I use a spoon even when I'm eating spaghetti.

Spaghetti with a spoon??

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Spaghetti with a spoon??
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I do it, not for ODD's fork issue though.

I like to have a bite of everything in each bite so I use a spoon to cut up my pasta and meatballs if that's what's in it versus ground beef.

Ya'll hate me if you want to.

 

[Shower Fart]

You MFers that can eat spaghetti with a spoon should be Heisman candidates just for that demonstration of skill.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

You MFers that can eat spaghetti with a spoon should be Heisman candidates just for that demonstration of skill.

You have kids, right? Remember when they were 2 years old and you cut the pasta into little short pieces so they could eat it with a spoon.....because all they could eat with was a spoon? Yeah....I never progressed to a fork. I'm still 2 years old when it comes to eating. I only have the ability to use a spoon or my hands.

Pretty sure I don't deserve a Heisman.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

You MFers that can eat spaghetti with a spoon should be Heisman candidates just for that demonstration of skill.

I can skin, gut, and quarter a deer or hog on my tailgate in 10 minutes.

I actually use my laser beam eyes on the spaghetti. Now I have to decide between watching Hondo or Hang 'Em High.