Who would guess this could happen?

Ban assault roosters

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First off, it's sad that the poor woman lost her life to a damn yard bird, but ANYONE who has ever spent any time around them knows a damn rooster can be mean as hell. I remember my grandma's rooster came after her one day while she was getting eggs. We ate that sob that night.
I mean, docile animals aren't typically used in a fighting pit or ring.....

Now for the classless joke..... at least the lady got some pecker before she went.....
 
First off, it's sad that the poor woman lost her life to a damn yard bird, but ANYONE who has ever spent any time around them knows a damn rooster can be mean as hell. I remember my grandma's rooster came after her one day while she was getting eggs. We ate that sob that night.
My youngest when she was about 2 walked up to an old rooster we had and got her face really close to his just to look. He jumped up and spurred her right across the face, drew blood. My wife went and got a 22 and unloaded it on him. She called me and said come clean this bird, so I go home to do it, there wasnt any meat that didnt have bullet holes in it. Plus one right through the head, I asked her about that one, she said it was still twitching
 
It's hard to keep a cock down and believe me I've tried. You can beat it, choke it, wax it, or give it anything that it wants but it'll just keep coming back for more.

Speaking only of my own so keep your snide remarks to yourselves.
 
First off, it's sad that the poor woman lost her life to a damn yard bird, but ANYONE who has ever spent any time around them knows a damn rooster can be mean as hell. I remember my grandma's rooster came after her one day while she was getting eggs. We ate that sob that night.
My granny had one... the dog (Black Lab) got his ass beat (pecked) often. That damned bird!!
 
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