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Toadman005 · May 28, 2022

I write my statuses to leave the false manifesto of an unhinged madman. Should the government ever claim I went rogue, let this record reflect neither hate nor malice, just lunacy. Now eat your fucking oatmeal, princess.

CowpokeU · May 28, 2022

For the optimal Totinos Pizza Roll® taste, texture and temperature, Bake at 425° for 16.45 minutes.
-Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Toadman005 · May 26, 2022

What kind of idiot gets killed by a polar bear?

Toadman005 · May 20, 2022

Did I just see an ad saying I can fill my car's gas tank with Coca-Cola?

Toadman005 · May 20, 2022

Sasquatch! Fuck!! You stink!!!

Bama Believer · May 18, 2022

You're feet stink, sasquatch Jesus

CowpokeU · May 15, 2022

Need some Totinos Pizza Rolls®

CowpokeU · May 13, 2022

Sasquatch, your feet stink, Jesus!!!!

Toadman005 · May 12, 2022

Jesus, your feet stink, Sasquatch!

Toadman005 · May 11, 2022

Get off the piano, fat ass.

Toadman005 · May 5, 2022

Return your shopping cart, you lazy piece of trash!

Toadman005 · Apr 30, 2022

Memphis is a shithole.

CowpokeU · Apr 30, 2022

I'm up in Lincoln with TINP having a man orgy followed by a pizza roll bonanza

Toadman005 · Apr 29, 2022

Invest in whale oil.

CowpokeU · Apr 19, 2022

Nuke Putin, I need to sow my pizza roll crops

CowpokeU · Apr 17, 2022

I am hungry. I need pizza rolls and hole moles

Bama Believer · Apr 16, 2022

The only time it's all about money is when you don't have enough!

CowpokeU · Apr 11, 2022

Birds aren't real. Seek the truth

Toadman005 · Apr 10, 2022

Trust your wheel man. Never trust the bag man.

Toadman005 · Apr 10, 2022

Polar bears are stupid.