MarineUKFan
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Whew......thank goodness
Between @Copejunkie and his fresh prescription pain meds, @CowpokeU and his stash of edibles I think we’re set. Add in @OldDevilDawg and his bottomless stock of keystone ice and I think we’re ready to take on anything.When is our first practice? I gotta stock up on Ibuprofin and Icy Hot.......
I believe that we can at least get a couple of forfeits by being friendly. When they get off the bus we should be there with all of the pot, pills, beer, and liquor on display and in use ... sharpening our cleats and knives while listening to banjo music. When they walk by, tell each one how pretty they are and offer them a hit off the joints and a drink. When we go out for the coinflip, everyone wear their helmets with a pack of Luckies and lighter Velcroed to the side ...
I hope it works because that is the plan me and my son have for my only granddaughter's dates. The only thing that has different between the two is my son pointing at me while asking the kid, "Do you think a life sentence means shit to him? He probably won't ever see the trial."If that doesn't work, we can tell em @Copejunkie is gonna preggo check them.....
Hahaha Good Lord, sounds like we’re a biker gang too! What does that make our mascot then?I believe that we can at least get a couple of forfeits by being friendly. When they get off the bus we should be there with all of the pot, pills, beer, and liquor on display and in use ... sharpening our cleats and knives while listening to banjo music. When they walk by, tell each one how pretty they are and offer them a hit off the joints and a drink. When we go out for the coinflip, everyone wear their helmets with a pack of Luckies and lighter Velcroed to the side ...
F*ck around and find out???Hahaha Good Lord, sounds like we’re a biker gang too! What does that make our mascot then?
Slogans? I’d like to throw out the ‘ol “Win or lose, we booze!” Others?
Mascot could be a someone dressed up as Otis from the Andy Griffith show. Heck we might not even need someone to dress up and act like Otis. Some of us just showing up may fit the part.Hahaha Good Lord, sounds like we’re a biker gang too! What does that make our mascot then?
Slogans? I’d like to throw out the ‘ol “Win or lose, we booze!” Others?
Mascot could be a someone dressed up as Otis from the Andy Griffith show. Heck we might not even need someone to dress up and act like Otis. Some of us just showing up may fit the part.
That is it in my opinion. I don't think anything else comes close.I think this is our mascot.....
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I'm for sure breaking the team rules of no sex during a game.
We're fucked
What will be our entrance song?
Our team MVP is going to be the training staff. The bartender will be runner up!Put me on IR for a few weeks guys, had an accident over the weekend.![]()