The F.... happened, A.G?

[AlaskaGuy]

I am 100% okay with this. Not pizza but I've had some absolutely wild burgers that you'd think was disgusting but wasn't.

I've had PB and strawberry ketchup on a burger before and trust me, it looks disgusting but tasted amazing.

The key to a pineapple burger is ham and/or bacon, swiss cheese and teriyaki sauce.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

You mean, cornbread, pintos and sliced onions are poor people meals?


Also who else eats pintos with eggs the next morning?

Great northerns soaked overnight, chopped onions, hamhock w/cornbread.

 

[CowpokeU]

The key to a pineapple burger is ham and/or bacon, swiss cheese and teriyaki sauce.

That sounds abso-fucking-lutely delicious

 

[CowpokeU]

Great northerns soaked overnight, chopped onions, hamhock w/cornbread.

We do more poor people pork, cooked with a lot of fatback for meat since it's a staple in like 12 different meal combos out here.

Pintos are the gold standard here since that's our main bean crop we've grown for thousands of years here.

We also have been bread, chestnut bread and lye dumplings out here. All are dumplings in a way as they consist of cornmeal, beans, chestnuts or cornmeal cooked in lye like with hominy. It's nothing special but very special at the same time.

 

[LyquidMetal]

Better than sex.

I've had some good burgers over the decades. And the best was a mom and pop stand in Bowman, ND made from fresh buffalo meat.

But, better than sex? Never had one that good.

 

[batchaps4me]

I've had some good burgers over the decades. And the best was a mom and pop stand in Bowman, ND made from fresh buffalo meat.

But, better than sex? Never had one that good.

The best I ever had was elk at a mom and pop joint between Tacoma and Portland near the Oregon border. IIRC it was just a few exits before the one for Mt. St. Helens, going south.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

The best I ever had was elk at a mom and pop joint between Tacoma and Portland near the Oregon border. IIRC it was just a few exits before the one for Mt. St. Helens, going south.

That would be the burger joint just off of I-5 right outside of Vader if I had to guess.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

That would be the burger joint just off of I-5 right outside of Vader if I had to guess.

I'm trying to think of the name of the river that burger joint is next to .. it isn't the Cowlitz but one that feeds into the Cowlitz.

 

[Toadman005]

vs

I'll take the turtle.

 

[Copejunkie]

Not where I am from ... Growing up I hated it because it was supper every day. Now I would just as soon eat beans & cornbread as I would a steak, most of the time. Add in a garden mater ... ripe, or fried green, and quarter onion ... set that plate on the top of my head and my tongue would slap my brains out trying to get to it.

Now that's sacrilegious to choose beans and cornbread over a steak. It's great if they go along with it, just not instead of.

 

[Copejunkie]

wtf is with you people.

A snapping turtle has dark meat that's pretty darn good.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Better than sex.

Replace that Pornapple with a sweet home-grown 'mater and you have a winner. Hmm... pork (the bacon in this case, although normally with ham) does go with glazed pineapple. Im bi-confused now.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Replace that Pornapple with a sweet home-grown 'mater and you have a winner. Hmm... pork (the bacon in this case, although normally with ham) does go with glazed pineapple. Im bi-confused now.

Stick a big ole fat slice of pineapple along with some teriyaki sauce on this burger and you have a taste of west coast heaven.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Stick a big ole fat slice of pineapple along with some teriyaki sauce on this burger and you have a taste of west coast heaven.

I see what you are doing pineapple pimp. You are trying to manipulate and trick me out into selling roadside pineapples like a biatch.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Stick a big ole fat slice of pineapple along with some teriyaki sauce on this burger and you have a taste of west coast heaven.

That under-cooked bacon...trichinellosis, yeah I googled it.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

That under-cooked bacon...trichinellosis, yeah I googled it.

Don't let a little trichinellosis impede your taste buds.

 

[CowpokeU]

That under-cooked bacon...trichinellosis, yeah I googled it.

Crunchy bacon eaters are heathens that probably think candy cigarettes are the pinnacle of the candy game.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Don't let a little trichinellosis impede your taste buds.

I guess if I was if I was loaded up on penicillin like you are I wouldnt worry so much.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

You mean, cornbread, pintos and sliced onions are poor people meals?


Also who else eats pintos with eggs the next morning?

ol lady has a pot of pintos n onions on the stove,
and cornbread in the oven -

and of course,
huevos rancheros, in the mornin -

 

[Bama Believer]

You people will eat anything that doesn't eat you first including gators and snakes.

Don't you live on an ice cube?