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Good morning folks, how about some Friday morning humor.

Y'all might remember me posting about my shitty new neighbors that didn't like my bbq smoke. They like to sit out front in the morning and enjoy their coffee, but not on my watch.

I put the smoker in the shade, got rocking on a 9lb shoulder, and backed the truck between the azaleas, creating a perfect wind tunnel in front of my house funneling hickory smoke right at them. I could already hear them bitching. Then I left them in good hands with Charlie Daniels and Hank Jr. They've been listening to Long Haired Country Boy and Country Boy Can Survive on repeat all morning.
 
RazzlDazzl said:
Good morning folks, how about some Friday morning humor.

Y'all might remember me posting about my shitty new neighbors that didn't like my bbq smoke. They like to sit out front in the morning and enjoy their coffee, but not on my watch.

I put the smoker in the shade, got rocking on a 9lb shoulder, and backed the truck between the azaleas, creating a perfect wind tunnel in front of my house funneling hickory smoke right at them. I could already hear them bitching. Then I left them in good hands with Charlie Daniels and Hank Jr. They've been listening to Long Haired Country Boy and Country Boy Can Survive on repeat all morning.
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They hate you, but on the flip-side you would have to ask me to leave!
 
Hard2Bluff said:
They hate you, but on the flip-side you would have to ask me to leave!
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Nope, I'd just send you to the store for more beer and grab you a chair.

I can't understand people that want to be mad, but they sure are fun to mess with. Hunting season is right around the corner and I fully plan to clean a deer in front of them.
 
RazzlDazzl said:
Good morning folks, how about some Friday morning humor.

Y'all might remember me posting about my shitty new neighbors that didn't like my bbq smoke. They like to sit out front in the morning and enjoy their coffee, but not on my watch.

I put the smoker in the shade, got rocking on a 9lb shoulder, and backed the truck between the azaleas, creating a perfect wind tunnel in front of my house funneling hickory smoke right at them. I could already hear them bitching. Then I left them in good hands with Charlie Daniels and Hank Jr. They've been listening to Long Haired Country Boy and Country Boy Can Survive on repeat all morning.
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RazzlDazzl said:
Good morning folks, how about some Friday morning humor.

Y'all might remember me posting about my shitty new neighbors that didn't like my bbq smoke. They like to sit out front in the morning and enjoy their coffee, but not on my watch.

I put the smoker in the shade, got rocking on a 9lb shoulder, and backed the truck between the azaleas, creating a perfect wind tunnel in front of my house funneling hickory smoke right at them. I could already hear them bitching. Then I left them in good hands with Charlie Daniels and Hank Jr. They've been listening to Long Haired Country Boy and Country Boy Can Survive on repeat all morning.
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maybe some good aprons ?

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Ok, I have coffee, some bud and my fat ass firmly ensconced ( that's a 5$ word, right there ) in my favorite chair.

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