I done goofed

batchaps4me said:
I went to college through VocRehab with the VA. I was a 25 year old freshman, been around the world and had my career ended due to injury. I really didn't want to be there and knew how it was going to turn out, but WTH I wasn't busy that day … I owned a good car and my own place but it was about an hour's drive to the Alabama campus. It turns out that there were a lot of 18 year old women away from home for the first time and there I was able to buy alcohol and always had pot. I easily made the first 45-50 minute drive every day but once I got to the apartment areas for these girls … lets just say the last 10-15 minutes of the drive were iffy.

If any of the Bama alums remember the old Chemistry classes … they were remodeled in the early 90s IIRC … it was like an amphitheater and I came in from the floor level to go to my seat. I was normally half drunk/hungover and reeked of some really good hydroponic skunk. The first time I went to class, I staggered in and found a seat about halfway up. I must have appeared like a Manson-Chong hybrid. Three guys that were one row in front of me whispered to each other then got up and left. Not moved, but left the classroom. Right afterwards, two guys and a couple of gals moved right in and started a conservation. That was my study group. We did not do well for some reason.
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See....now I have GOT to make a trip to Bristol. You got somebody that can post bail?
 
OldDevilDawg said:
See....now I have GOT to make a trip to Bristol. You got somebody that can post bail?
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batchaps4me said:
Somebody that can post bail? Hell yes, but somebody that will post it is another question. If they are a good friend, the bastard should be sitting in the next cell saying that she didn't look like a cop to him either.
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I’m sure that if we pass the hat around fifth quarter we could come up with enough to get you out LOL!
 
RTR...USN (ret) said:
Ok... now I have to make beans and cornbread this weekend!
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We grew up on butterbeans, cornbread and fried taters. About day two on the sub and this nub asked the cooks when they planned on a mess of butterbeans. That Jersey bastard thought I was speaking in Swahili or something. I might have faced some hazing over that.
 
batchaps4me said:
I used to raise hell but now a shot of Nyquil leaves me hungover for three days. I traded honkytonking for Curse of Oak Island. And I have to record that because I cannot hardly stay up until 2100 to watch it.
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Done told my wife I'm waiting on the new episode. Looks like they are really gonna find the original money pit. Oddly enough, I knew about this shit (Oak Island and it's history) back when I was a teenager. Now it's my favorite show behind Ancient Aliens.
 
OldDevilDawg said:
Done told my wife I'm waiting on the new episode. Looks like they are really gonna find the original money pit. Oddly enough, I knew about this shit (Oak Island and it's history) back when I was a teenager. Now it's my favorite show behind Ancient Aliens.
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Same here on Oak Island … IMHO it will be like Oh Brother in that the treasure they find is not the treasure they seek. I can't get into AA because they never answer any questions but just keep asking the same ones over and over.
 
batchaps4me said:
But y'all are more than welcome to come, I sincerely mean that … just let me know so I can add another quart of water to the butterbeans.
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Seriously....there's a shitload of posters here that will tell you I ain't scared of a road trip to meet someone that I consider a friend. Prepare yourself. Not sure when, but I'm coming to fucking Bristol.
 
batchaps4me said:
Same here on Oak Island … IMHO it will be like Oh Brother in that the treasure they find is not the treasure they seek. I can't get into AA because they never answer any questions but just keep asking the same ones over and over.
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I think it's gonna be some seriously valuable shit, and I think they are gonna get to it. It's not gonna be "The Ark" or nothing like that, but it's gonna be worth millions...a shitload of millions.
 
OldDevilDawg said:
Seriously....there's a shitload of posters here that will tell you I ain't scared of a road trip to meet someone that I consider a friend. Prepare yourself. Not sure when, but I'm coming to fucking Bristol.
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If I did not mean it, I would not offer it. If anyone can put up with our dogs/cats and my smoking, they have a roof, meals and couch available. I would love to try to meet up with everyone this spring when y'all head to the RR. I am working on that.
 
OldDevilDawg said:
I think it's gonna be some seriously valuable shit, and I think they are gonna get to it. It's not gonna be "The Ark" or nothing like that, but it's gonna be worth millions...a shitload of millions.
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IMHO they have found a shipyard with a military base. I do believe that there will end up being some gold, possibly pirate but most likely Canadian ... that guy's recent theory about moving the city's treasury there during the war is most likely.
 
batchaps4me said:
If I did not mean it, I would not offer it. If anyone can put up with our dogs/cats and my smoking, they have a roof, meals and couch available. I would love to try to meet up with everyone this spring when y'all head to the RR. I am working on that.
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I've never been to Bristol. I had plans of going there once. I was gonna go meet up with VTSmitty (I know you remember him from Rivals). We were gonna blow up the Tennessee versus VT game at the motor speedway. Then he died. My heart broke. I just didn't have it in me to go to that game without him there. I have to go to Bristol. You're gonna take me to the racetrack, right? I need it. Seriously...I'm coming to Bristol. I'll give you appropriate warning when it's gonna happen.
 
batchaps4me said:
We grew up on butterbeans, cornbread and fried taters. About day two on the sub and this nub asked the cooks when they planned on a mess of butterbeans. That Jersey bastard thought I was speaking in Swahili or something. I might have faced some hazing over that.
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Speckled or green butter beans? Be careful how you answer.
 
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