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we're definitely gonna need some pics -Doing it Saturday after work.....that way I can stay close to the bathroom for a few days.
I'm hyping myself up to do it. The chip has been purchased and is in the home.
OP Saturday night…
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LOLOP Saturday night…
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My wife thinks I’m crazy , because I bust out laughing at some of the shit that gets posted here!Buncha fuggin' comedians.....LOL.
She's known you longer, we're only 13 days into our "relationship."My wife thinks I’m crazy , because I bust out laughing at some of the shit that gets posted here!
It’s a sliding scaleShe's known you longer, we're only 13 days into our "relationship."
I can't make the call if you're crazy or not......yet.
That's one hot ass!
Actually… I thought I was! It involved copious amounts of San Miguel beer and who knows what kind of food I was eating at a titty bar in Puerto Rico. I could shit through a keyhole at 100 paces.Ever shit so hard you near died?
I once ate so many jalapenos that my asshole was burning so bad that I was seriously thinking about sticking a popsickle up there. Out of fear of going gay, I decided not to.
You made the right choice.I once ate so many jalapenos that my asshole was burning so bad that I was seriously thinking about sticking a popsickle up there. Out of fear of going gay, I decided not to.
Are you speaking from personal experience?You made the right choice.
Once ate a ghost pepper and went down on a popsicle for two hours. After that, I went homo for 3.5 years. Latinos only.Are you speaking from personal experience?
That's why y'all keep me around ... makes the curve manageable for y'all. I will say it again, the secret to a happy life is to keep others' expectations of you low.It’s a sliding scale!