Facts that sound fake but are real.

[tinp]

I shot a man, just to watch him die...















....Beastie Boys said that.....fact.

 

[pooods]

Malzahn won a SEC Championship

 

[batchaps4me]

Malzahn won a SEC Championship

And has a 3-4 record against Saban's Alabama team.

 

[Toadman005]

If all of the water on Earth fell as rain at once, the entire planet would get 1 inch of precipitation.

Oxford University is older than the Aztec civilization.

Minnesota has more shoreline than California, Florida, and Hawaii combined.

The average cloud weighs an estimated 1.1 million pounds.

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

If all of the water on Earth fell as rain at once, the entire planet would get 1 inch of precipitation.

Oxford University is older than the Aztec civilization.

Minnesota has more shoreline than California, Florida, and Hawaii combined.

The average cloud weighs an estimated 1.1 million pounds.

Oh yeah, The Land of 10,000 Liquor Bottles

 

[FQNebraska]

If all of the water on Earth fell as rain at once, the entire planet would get 1 inch of precipitation.

Oxford University is older than the Aztec civilization.

Minnesota has more shoreline than California, Florida, and Hawaii combined.

The average cloud weighs an estimated 1.1 million pounds.

I want the source on the clouds.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

I want the source on the clouds.

Water is heavy shit, yo. And clouds are really, really big.

 

[Nod4Eight]

That would be about 137500 gallons of water per cloud. Or about one fifth of an Olympic sized swimming pool.

 

[CouchOnFire]

You are correct ... that's the last time I steal from an old Carlin joke.

It's "95% of ALL species"...
I know me some Carlin, lol!
"Let them go quietly"

 

[CouchOnFire]

Reno is further west than Los Angeles

I knew this

 

[CouchOnFire]

Not once in the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme does it mention that he's an egg

 

[Big 8 Rules]

The US state nearest to Africa is Maine.

 

[DieSonneTeufeln]

It's "95% of ALL species"...
I know me some Carlin, lol!
"Let them go quietly"

“We didn’t kill them all...”

 

[septimusgreen]

Alaska is the northernmost, westernmost, and easternmost state.

 

[SnakeIdol]

Most tornadoes spin clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere. Counter Clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere. Though both Hemisphere's do have rare tornadoes that do the opposite bringing into question our understanding of the Coriolis effect.

 

[tinp]

.... bringing into question our understanding of the Coriolis effect.

 

[batchaps4me]

It's "95% of ALL species"...
I know me some Carlin, lol!
"Let them go quietly"

I remembered it the best I could and blame my faulty memory on intermittent sobriety. BTW, I saw Carlin in concert in Groton(perhaps New London ... one side of the river or the other), CT with Leon Redbone opening the show.

EDIT: All joking aside, I do believe that being put under via general anesthesia over a dozen times has killed my short and long term memories.

 

[Big 8 Rules]

I remembered it the best I could and blame my faulty memory on intermittent sobriety. BTW, I saw Carlin in concert in Groton(perhaps New London ... one side of the river or the other), CT with Leon Redbone opening the show.

EDIT: All joking aside, I do believe that being put under via general anesthesia over a dozen times has killed my short and long term memories.

At least you have a decent excuse.

 

[batchaps4me]

At least you have a decent excuse.

Excuses went from my hobby to my livelihood. Five more years of marriage and I should have an infomercial selling my technique.