just got pulled over for speeding

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Plan: Go get a rack of Ribs and watch round 2 tonight. since I didnt have power last night and had to watch on my phone :(

Coming back down the highway, I topped a little hill and there he was in the median,, looked down and I was doing 80.
he pulled out but hung back a minute, I thought he was going to let it pass,, but then,,, Blue Lights !

I pulled over and got my Licence and insurance card out, rolled my window down and held both hands with cards out the window as he approached..
I said, I was wondering if you were going to come get me.. He said, you were doing 80,, I said yes sir.. cant deny it..

Why are you going so fast?
No reason whatsoever Sir,

Where are you going?
Home,, I just got some Ribs from Cooter Browns and I'm going home,, i just live right down the road here..
I know Cooters is good but thats too fast,, I'll be right back..
(watching through the rear view, he stood behind my truck and got on his radio,, this was a good sign,, he'd be in his car if writing a ticket)

He came back after my licence checked out and asked what the speed limit was on this road,, 65,, How fast are you going to drive from now on... 65,,

Have a nice day and enjoy your ribs :)

I might have still gotten a ticket,, but sometimes it pays to be nice :)
 
Plan: Go get a rack of Ribs and watch round 2 tonight. since I didnt have power last night and had to watch on my phone :(

Coming back down the highway, I topped a little hill and there he was in the median,, looked down and I was doing 80.
he pulled out but hung back a minute, I thought he was going to let it pass,, but then,,, Blue Lights !

I pulled over and got my Licence and insurance card out, rolled my window down and held both hands with cards out the window as he approached..
I said, I was wondering if you were going to come get me.. He said, you were doing 80,, I said yes sir.. cant deny it..

Why are you going so fast?
No reason whatsoever Sir,

Where are you going?
Home,, I just got some Ribs from Cooter Browns and I'm going home,, i just live right down the road here..
I know Cooters is good but thats too fast,, I'll be right back..
(watching through the rear view, he stood behind my truck and got on his radio,, this was a good sign,, he'd be in his car if writing a ticket)

He came back after my licence checked out and asked what the speed limit was on this road,, 65,, How fast are you going to drive from now on... 65,,

Have a nice day and enjoy your ribs :)

I might have still gotten a ticket,, but sometimes it pays to be nice :)
I immediately start crying (just like my dad taught me) and it works every single time lol. Sometimes it pays to be a girl
 
Found out years ago that the best way to handle it when he asks do you know why I pulled you over is simply fess up. The truth is such a rare commodity it will shock them and you are usually home free. Has worked many times.

Years ago was contract carrying mail for the USPS and was filling in for a driver who had eye surgery. Was going through Marion AL and was talking on the CB to a local cop. He was telling me how they pulled a drunk over and got him for more than a DUI. He said I am sick and tired of some SOB who can't walk slurring out I had a couple of beers when I ask him if he had been drinking. He then said if he said Officer I have had too much to drink and I was just trying to get home then I would call another car and we would take him and his car home.
 
Found out years ago that the best way to handle it when he asks do you know why I pulled you over is simply fess up. The truth is such a rare commodity it will shock them and you are usually home free. Has worked many times.

Years ago was contract carrying mail for the USPS and was filling in for a driver who had eye surgery. Was going through Marion AL and was talking on the CB to a local cop. He was telling me how they pulled a drunk over and got him for more than a DUI. He said I am sick and tired of some SOB who can't walk slurring out I had a couple of beers when I ask him if he had been drinking. He then said if he said Officer I have had too much to drink and I was just trying to get home then I would call another car and we would take him and his car home.

That's called distracted driving in Georgia now and can be punishable by up to $1000 fine.
 
That's called distracted driving in Georgia now and can be punishable by up to $1000 fine.
Good will break old on old CB and follow a GA cop around and if he talks on a CB yell out citizens arrest. Wonder if cops still have CBs in their vehicles.

Truthfully isn't that geared mainly towards texters? If so it is a good one. I nearly got killed on a motorcycle by some young girl texting who came so far into my lane I was about to off road it on the shoulder.
 
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