Prep for some bail money for me bois

[CouchOnFire]

My wife's friend was followed and filmed by an Indian (dot) man yesterday at the Dollar General and he followed her out to her car took pics of her, her kids and her plates.

She called her uncle who lived right by there and he confronted the guy but not physically. The guy kept screaming it's a free country and he can do what he wants.

If I see him out, it will not end without physicality. So I may be in for assault.

If so, I'll need some getting out haha

I know a guy... just sayin'. That's a messed up person.
If they disappeared, it would not be a bad thing. Just
tossing that out there

 

[mizzoufalcon]

You don’t do it yourself, genius. You get a professional to take care of it and then dispose of the body where it’ll never be found. Someone the cops can’t trace back to you. No body, no crime. It’s like you’ve never killed anyone before, ya fuckin’ virgin.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

You know, pig farms are a great place to dispose of something you don't want found. They'll eat anything!

 

[Hard2Bluff]

You know, pig farms are a great place to dispose of something you don't want found. They'll eat anything!

I was thinking of something more off-shore from you....

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I was thinking of something more off-shore from you....

Too far from the coast. Much easier to travel anonymously and discreetly via automobile than boat.

 

[Bama Believer]

You don’t do it yourself, genius. You get a professional to take care of it and then dispose of the body where it’ll never be found. Someone the cops can’t trace back to you. No body, no crime. It’s like you’ve never killed anyone before, ya fuckin’ virgin.

You know, pig farms are a great place to dispose of something you don't want found. They'll eat anything!

I was thinking of something more off-shore from you....

I've put way more thought into this than I should but..... how bout the median of an interstate.. there are some places where I20 splits and there is woods in the middle that nobody ever goes to..

 

[CowpokeU]

You don’t do it yourself, genius. You get a professional to take care of it and then dispose of the body where it’ll never be found. Someone the cops can’t trace back to you. No body, no crime. It’s like you’ve never killed anyone before, ya fuckin’ virgin.

I've only done it legally so the illegal aspect is new BUT again, it's Western North Carolina. There's a reason NC and SC say never venture to the 828 side of the Carolinas.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I've put way more thought into this than I should but..... how bout the median of an interstate.. there are some places where I20 splits and there is woods in the middle that nobody ever goes to..

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scavengers would eventually uncover the body unless you dug it DEEP, plus the odds of someone seeing you is too high.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Rumor has it back in the mob's heyday, MANY a body was disposed of by waiting on a pending funeral, and burying the body in the freshly dug grave. The casket being lowered on top of it would make it virtually impossible to find.

 

[mizzoufalcon]

I've only done it legally so the illegal aspect is new BUT again, it's Western North Carolina. There's a reason NC and SC say never venture to the 828 side of the Carolinas.

What do they say about advertising your potential felony on the Internet beforehand?

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Too far from the coast. Much easier to travel anonymously and discreetly via automobile than boat.

You scare me sometimes. Also I like you a lot.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

I've put way more thought into this than I should but..... how bout the median of an interstate.. there are some places where I20 splits and there is woods in the middle that nobody ever goes to..

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Looks like Bigfoot country, yeah Bigfoot did it.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

You scare me sometimes. Also I like you a lot.

Sometimes I scare myself! I watch way too many crime / forensic shows LOL!

 

[TechRaiderRider]

lil bit a rope
n some cinder blocks -
slip em in the swamp water -

 

[Preacherman]

Jesus is the way.

 

[midcal]

Jesus is the way.

Bad idea. Crucifying someone in public will get you caught for sure.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Bad idea. Crucifying someone in public will get you caught for sure.

That right there just might be the funniest post this board has seen since it's inception. Well done, man. Well done indeed.

 

[LyquidMetal]

Scalp the mfer and post a pic here. Take his dot and sell it on ebay. Shit man, we'll all cover for you.

 

[pooods]

shouldn't be hard to find the only DOT Qualla

 

[OldDevilDawg]

shouldn't be hard to find the only DOT Qualla

I know right. He's prolly running the rarely busy convenience store with the weird double name. Like StoreMart, or QuickFast. Some stupid confusing shit like that.