Tell a story/share a selfie…don’t be scared!

Again? Geezus, here I am.

Story is, my beard gets me laid every Saturday.

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I hate to imagine where you end up on Saturdays
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I was fuckin my sister and she said I had a bigger dick than daddy and I said I know, momma told me.

Not sure if you are familiar with the story, but I've told it numerous times over the years. Pops was a Bama fan that grew up in Lamar County, right outside of Sulligent. I know you are familiar with the area, as you don't live far from there. His parents, my Papa and Grandma were first cousins. Because of that, I have a legit right to call Bama fans inbred.
 
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