The Don't Fuck with Nature thread

[batchaps4me]

Only good snake is a dead snake...

They are all rattle headed coppermouths.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Diver killed by sharks was a dad of 4 who tried to use GoPro stick to beat back predators

Barak Tzach, 40, “went into the water to dive and photograph sharks, not to feed them or play with them,” his family said.

nypost.com

 

[Toadman005]

Diver killed by sharks was a dad of 4 who tried to use GoPro stick to beat back predators

Barak Tzach, 40, “went into the water to dive and photograph sharks, not to feed them or play with them,” his family said.

nypost.com

They’ll blame Hamas.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Video in link

https://x.com/crazyclips_/status/1916160346814808081

 

[Toadman005]

 

[Shower Fart]

Hey @Toadman005 , I found a cool spot for you to take your kayak:

https://x.com/flcons/status/1918111668812320817?s=61

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Hey @Toadman005 , I found a cool spot for you to take your kayak:

https://x.com/flcons/status/1918111668812320817?s=61

Okefenokee Swamp. It's about 40 miles south of me.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Hey @Toadman005 , I found a cool spot for you to take your kayak:

https://x.com/flcons/status/1918111668812320817?s=61

Okefenokee Swamp. It's about 40 miles south of me.

Dude, we got gators everywhere down here. In the rivers, the creeks, the ponds on the farms that are everywhere. To us, gators are just a normal part of life. BTW, they taste delicious.

 

[Toadman005]

Dude, we got gators everywhere down here. In the rivers, the creeks, the ponds on the farms that are everywhere. To us, gators are just a normal part of life. BTW, they taste delicious.

Yeah people (friends across the country) are weirded out and confused when I’m like, “yeah we have three gators in the neighborhood retention pond. I let my daughter play by it,” and when I’m like, “I’d never kayak in the 5 river delta, because I’d die”.

Difference is 11’ and 800 lbs.

 

[Toadman005]

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Darwin moment.

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1919917247247646781
Kayaker dead after alligator attack at Lake Kissimmee State Park in Polk County, Florida, Sheriff says

According to WOFL, "two people were kayaking on the lake when a woman came across an alligator and went into the water. She was later found deceased."

 

[Shower Fart]

Darwin moment.

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1919917247247646781
Kayaker dead after alligator attack at Lake Kissimmee State Park in Polk County, Florida, Sheriff says

According to WOFL, "two people were kayaking on the lake when a woman came across an alligator and went into the water. She was later found deceased."

Saying the woman “went into the water” is a bit vague, but it sounds like she was dumb enough to do it on purpose.

 

[Toadman005]

 

[Shower Fart]

Not a chance in hell I ever do this.

https://x.com/spillthememes/status/1920417139451654593?s=61

 

[RuffledFeathers]

Decisions... decisions...
Police or alligator...
Police or alligator...

4.8M views · 24K reactions | Florida man runs from police. Florida man jumps in water to avoid said police. Alligator sees man… Alligator decides he’s hungry. Man challenges... | By The Robbie Harvey | Facebook

Florida man runs from police. Florida man jumps in water to avoid said police. Alligator sees man… Alligator decides he’s hungry. Man challenges...

www.facebook.com

 

[Toadman005]

Not a chance in hell I ever do this.

https://x.com/spillthememes/status/1920417139451654593?s=61

I wouldn't sober.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Decisions... decisions...
Police or alligator...
Police or alligator...

4.8M views · 24K reactions | Florida man runs from police. Florida man jumps in water to avoid said police. Alligator sees man… Alligator decides he’s hungry. Man challenges... | By The Robbie Harvey | Facebook

Florida man runs from police. Florida man jumps in water to avoid said police. Alligator sees man… Alligator decides he’s hungry. Man challenges...

www.facebook.com

Belongs in the Florida thread.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

I wouldn't sober.

Well you did save that dude from a shark.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Another Darwin moment.

YIKES! Florida Man Gored by Bison at Yellowstone National Park After Getting Too Close to Animal | The Gateway Pundit | by Mike LaChance

A Florida man is recovering after being gored by a bison at Yellowstone National Park this week.

www.thegatewaypundit.com

 

[PSUTE]

Another Darwin moment.

YIKES! Florida Man Gored by Bison at Yellowstone National Park After Getting Too Close to Animal | The Gateway Pundit | by Mike LaChance

A Florida man is recovering after being gored by a bison at Yellowstone National Park this week.

www.thegatewaypundit.com

Must not have had one of these: