The new and improved first ever night shift thread

[Tenn"cock]

I was born with two vaginas — you won’t believe the disgusting things I’ve heard while dating

A woman born with two vaginas has revealed the disgusting behavior she faces on dating apps.

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Really gives meaning to "More bang for your buck"

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Texas cheerleader, 17, charged with animal cruelty for fatally poisoning her rival’s show goat in ugly ‘jealousy’ act

“She’s saying it’s because of cheating. But from what we’ve deciphered, she was just really jealous,” the goat owner’s mother said.

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Texas cheerleader, 17, charged with animal cruelty for fatally poisoning her rival’s show goat in ugly show of ‘jealousy’

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Meanwhile in South Carolina ....

Unruly Jack in the Box customer gets socked after accosting employees over missing curly fries

This weasel went pop! An unruly Jack in the Box customer got a big a surprise after she accosted staffers over a missing curly fry order — and found herself on the receiving end of a beat-dow…

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[AlaskaGuy]

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[Tenn"cock]

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Obviously she isn't a quitter... she is one of those folks who is dedicated.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Obviously she isn't a quitter... she is one of those folks who is dedicated.

Just a guess, she aint married.

 

[Tenn"cock]

Just a guess, she aint married.

Well we all know that marriage license is like an off switch for several things.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Video in link

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Well…. At least his pants matches his car.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Still a few decades away. Video in link

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[Hard2Bluff]

Video in link

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Well…. At least his pants matches his car.

I thought he was the valet at first

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Video in link
https://x.com/WallStreetMav/status/1877864836618387742

Traffic control informed a Jet Blue commercial pilot that six F-35 military jets were about to pass him.

The Jet Blue pilot’s response was hilarious.

 

[batchaps4me]

Texas cheerleader, 17, charged with animal cruelty for fatally poisoning her rival’s show goat in ugly ‘jealousy’ act

“She’s saying it’s because of cheating. But from what we’ve deciphered, she was just really jealous,” the goat owner’s mother said.

nypost.com

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Texas cheerleader, 17, charged with animal cruelty for fatally poisoning her rival’s show goat in ugly show of ‘jealousy’

Goat jealousy has gotten the better of all of us at one time or another.

 

[batchaps4me]

Still a few decades away. Video in link

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That has been achieved a few decades ago. One word: quaaludes.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

LMAO

Worker gets nose ring caught in office chair — leading to wild fire-department rescue caught on video

She was stuck in a wheely-bad spot.

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[AlaskaGuy]

 

[AlaskaGuy]

 

[AlaskaGuy]

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[AlaskaGuy]

Astronomers discover unusual radio signals from 'dead' galaxy

Astronomers have discovered fast-repeating radio signals coming from a distant “dead” galaxy.

komonews.com

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Bill Belichick’s girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, stuns at Miss USA event and drops pageant hint

Bill Belichick’s girlfriend, Jordon Hudson was in pageant mode, while the UNC football coach was busy recruiting this past weekend.

nypost.com

 

[AlaskaGuy]

https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1885121670777655304

In the last 3 months, the word 'Faggot' has been posted 2.6 million times on 𝕏.

Source: The Atlantic