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I spent the morning reading about my Grandpa and he is credited with dropping seven German fighters in WWII, including three confirmed German aces. Apparently Grandpa was the worst airplane mechanic in the whole of Europe ...
By the way, you owe me a cup of coffee! I spit that shit everywhere when I read this! 😂
 
I spent the morning reading about my Grandpa and he is credited with dropping seven German fighters in WWII, including three confirmed German aces. Apparently Grandpa was the worst airplane mechanic in the whole of Europe ...
Ah heck. That's nothing. Years ago I listened to this old WW2 pilot talking about destroying 3 planes. Unfortunately they were American which he said if he got 2 more he would have been a jap ace.
 
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