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[batchaps4me]

My brother's work vehicle shit the bed so I took him to work this morning ... they are going to bring another vehicle to him today ... So I am standing outside the house they are remodeling when his helper pulls up. I introduced myself as the new franchise owner and fired him on the spot ... my brother couldn't keep a straight face, though.

 

[Tenn"cock]

BTW guys, it is Girl Scout cookie season. I learned this morning that a Thin Mint with coffee is lifechanging.

Imma have to swing by Walmart and see if the Girl Scout cartel is out front.

 

[PSUTE]

'Mornin all...

 

[batchaps4me]

Imma have to swing by Walmart and see if the Girl Scout cartel is out front.

That's where they took advantage of me. And by taking advantage, I mean hooking me up like I was a crack addict.

 

[Copejunkie]

That's where they took advantage of me. And by taking advantage, I mean hooking me up like I was a crack addict.

My wife works at our county court house, those girls and every other kid with a fundraiser goes through that place and come out like bandits. I sometimes wonder if we would save money by her not working there.

 

[batchaps4me]

My wife works at our county court house, those girls and every other kid with a fundraiser goes through that place and come out like bandits. I sometimes wonder if we would save money by her not working there.

I know good and damned well that it cost me a cool grand when my wife just drives through the Walmart parking lot. It's not that I mind it but it makes me wonder why a woman that smart doesn't take the cash and leave. If I have had to put up with me, let's just say Gilligan would have gotten off the island by episode 2.

 

[Copejunkie]

Morning all. On heifer patrol here and it's raining.

 

[batchaps4me]

Good morning everyone.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Morning all.

 

[DJ Fieri]

FYI.

If y'all are jones'ing for football....already.

The UFL starts at the end of the month

 

[batchaps4me]

FYI.

If y'all are jones'ing for football....already.

The UFL starts at the end of the month

Just as spring training ends ... seamless.

 

[LyquidMetal]

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Mornin all

 

[Bama Believer]

BTW guys, it is Girl Scout cookie season. I learned this morning that a Thin Mint with coffee is lifechanging.

IT PUTS THE THIN MINTS IN THE FREEZER!!

 

[Bama Believer]

good morning

 

[Copejunkie]

Mornin all
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That's me today

 

[PSUTE]

'Mornin all...

 

[batchaps4me]

IT PUTS THE THIN MINTS IN THE FREEZER!!

No!! the freezer is out of sight from my bed ... gotsa keep em close.

 

[Tenn"cock]

No!! the freezer is out of sight from my bed ... gotsa keep em close.

FYI - those little ruffians shook me down and all I have to show for it is having to pop a Metformin to stay out of a sugar coma.

 

[batchaps4me]

FYI - those little ruffians shook me down and all I have to show for it is having to pop a Metformin to stay out of a sugar coma.

I'm not saying I have a problem with Girl Scout cookies, but I am taking insulin shots in the eye to hide needle tracks ... my toes are sore.