The new and improved Good Morning thread!

[Tenn"cock]

Good Morning Sunday, supposed to hit 70 by 11am today and remain there for several hours, I think taking the boat to the river and blowing the rust out might be a good idea.

Not gonna lie, for a second I thought you were being oddly specific about when your birthday was starting.

I need coffee, obviously.

 

[Tenn"cock]

Good morning everyone. @Bama Believer that sounds great ... but if I blow any rust out, it is a different conservation altogether.

I think you are the most relatable poster on this board.

 

[LyquidMetal]

 

[DJ Fieri]

Morning all.

Off today and the entire crew is coming over today. Luckily, I have beer.

 

[Copejunkie]

Morning all. Supposed to be high 70s and really windy here today. A boat ride would be awesome but not fun with the wind.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

sunny and 70 today, 74 tomorrow, and in the 60's with some rain rest of the week

 

[batchaps4me]

I think you are the most relatable poster on this board.

That is awful nice of you ... it's just that I am the "Bless His Heart" king.

 

[PSUTE]

'Mornin all...

 

[DJ Fieri]

Give my guy Demetrius a cell and he content to watch videos on Youtube.

Poked his foot with my finger and he said, "Stop it , D-Pa!"

 

[batchaps4me]

Good morning everyone.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Morning all.....back to work.

 

[Bama Believer]

Good Morning, I have a list this morning,

 

[LyquidMetal]

 

[LyquidMetal]

Good Morning, I have a list this morning,

Port or starboard?

 

[Bama Believer]

Port or starboard?

 

[batchaps4me]

Port or starboard?

Tip my hat, sir.

 

[Copejunkie]

Morning all

 

[PSUTE]

'Mornin all...

 

[Bama Believer]

just got back from the veterans service office where I was having a medical record scanned into my file. sitting in the waiting area, I felt a pressure in my lower extremities.
I released a golf ball sized bubble fart, Silent.
I felt the warmth spreading across my ass and then start down my legs, as soon as it reached the pants opening, it grew scent!
I made enemies today boys, and I'm certain that at least 3 veterans can now claim PTSD.

 

[Copejunkie]

Severe thunderstorm warning here and possibly going to a tornado warning soon.