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RTR...USN (ret) said:
I think that every damn engInert should have to spend a year working on the shit they design before they’re allowed to provide a damn thing to the consumers. My wife’s new car has to have the entire front valance and bumper removed to change a damn headlight. Total bullshit.
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An enginert? LOL!!!! A neighbor was changing his headlights to leds for better light and was having problems and he asked me to take a look. Looked at the wiring of the headlight assembly on his truck and the directions that came with the new lights and wondered what the hell the clown that wrote this was high on. Anyway told him what to do and it worked. And had nothing to do with the directions of the leds.
 
LyquidMetal said:
An enginert? LOL!!!! A neighbor was changing his headlights to leds for better light and was having problems and he asked me to take a look. Looked at the wiring of the headlight assembly on his truck and the directions that came with the new lights and wondered what the hell the clown that wrote this was high on. Anyway told him what to do and it worked. And had nothing to do with the directions of the leds.
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Hey, give me break. I fat fingered it and didn’t catch it! 😂
 
Copejunkie said:
I had to change the oil in a tractor today and looked at the hours on the hydraulic filters and unfortunately they needed changed. I hate doing that on this tractor but their 1000 hours was about up. Fuck the engineer that designed that system. No matter what, you take a bath in hydraulic oil. You have to lay on your back underneath them to change them. There is no shut-off valve. When you are unscrewing them hydraulic oil pours out down the side of the filter and then down your arms, and there was a little breeze that was blowing the drips right into my face . Fuck that engineer.
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This is how murder was invented!
 
Bama Believer said:
Well, I jumped in the truck at 1030 this morning and headed south, I'm now at the beach drinking a bourbon n diet coke and waiting on the sunset, might come home tomorrow, might not. I just don't fuckin know!
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OK, did the love emoji, but we need a jealous emoji lol.

You better get back before Friday tho and get that cooker goin again. Many of us live vicariously through you I'd think.
 
MarineUKFan said:
OK, did the love emoji, but we need a jealous emoji lol.

You better get back before Friday tho and get that cooker goin again. Many of us live vicariously through you I'd think.
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Don't do that, kinda like you only hear about the wins on slot machines, I only post the good stuff, there is a shit ton of shit in my life. I DO NOT have it all together, hence the bourbon :(
 
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