The new and improved Good Morning thread!

[Copejunkie]

Under a tornado watch at the moment as well.

 

[Bama Believer]

Good morning

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Good morning everyone. Monday sucks. That is all.

 

[batchaps4me]

Good morning everyone.

 

[PSUTE]

Filet mignon, brussel sprouts and fried potatoes.....deeeelicious.
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You lost me at Brussel sprouts, but 2 out of 3 ain't bad...

 

[LyquidMetal]

 

[DJ Fieri]

Good morning, dorks.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Chilling while the wife works......sure I'll rub it in at some point.

 

[Copejunkie]

Morning all. My girls have a volleyball tournament tonight.

 

[cogarboy]

Good morning Friends

 

[Meadowlark]

 

[oldyarddog]

Good morning crew.

 

[PSUTE]

'Mornin all. Actually still up, will report after I get some actual sleep.

^^^^ Me, at 0500 reporting in now after forgetting to hit "post reply"... ...

 

[DJ Fieri]

Chilling while the wife works......sure I'll rub it in at some point.

The wife didn't find it funny.

 

[batchaps4me]

The wife didn't find it funny.

They rarely do.

 

[Copejunkie]

They never do.

Fify

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

The wife didn't find it funny.

What’s hilarious is that you thought she would!

 

[DJ Fieri]

What’s hilarious is that you thought she would!

2nd marriage, just hitched in April of '21, sir. Still trying to figure things out. At almost 51.

The first one I was in my late 20's and clearly forgot a bunch of stuff.

 

[Bama Believer]

2nd marriage, just hitched in April of '21, sir. Still trying to figure things out. At almost 51.

The first one I was in my late 20's and clearly forgot a bunch of stuff.

If it taste good, it's bad.
If it's fun, you better check yourself.
If it feels good, you better be with her.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

2nd marriage, just hitched in April of '21, sir. Still trying to figure things out. At almost 51.

The first one I was in my late 20's and clearly forgot a bunch of stuff.

Clearly!

Rules to live by…

1. What’s hers is hers.
2. What’s yours is hers.
3. It’s about compromise… do things her way and you won’t have to duck or bleed.
4. When she says “we need to talk” DO NOT TALK! Exercise your right to remain silent until you find out what you’ve been accused of.
5. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
6. Under no circumstances, if she says “do what you want” do you EVER do what you want. Sit quietly and await further instructions.
7. If she says “FINE”, you have lost that argument. Anything you say after that is the start of the NEXT argument.
8. You can be right, or you can be happy. Choose wisely.