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RTR...USN (ret) said:
For the record, getting old sucks!
Went to the doc the other day, was having some breathing problems. Smoking for 45 years will do that. After getting the once over, turns out I have COPD, (not unexpected) high blood pressure, blockages in my legs, and high cholesterol. I have to go for leg ultrasounds today, and have an appointment with a cardiologist next week for stress test and ECG. Went from not having to take any prescription meds to a handful every morning. Did I mention that getting old sucks?
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Damn, you best take care of yourself and listen to the doc. We need you, you are the only adult in the room.
 
iesheepdog said:
Smart man, and this is why you have been married for so long and are alive to talk about it.
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So it has to be some kind of torture treatment, but having a gorgeous 25 yo blonde rubbing warm ultrasound gel on the inside of your upper thigh/ groin area is an amazing feeling. First off, I’m glad my wife wasn’t in there. Second, it felt wonderful! Thankfully I kept myself.... composed shall we say. Thirdly, 20 years ago I might have been slapped, arrested, shot by the wife, or a combination of all three.
 
RazzlDazzl said:
Good morning folks.

I checked my phone last night and my big 8 point came in the same spot in the morning and before dark yesterday.

I've got my pops in that blind and my dumbass is 30ft up a pine tree in a rain suit.
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There is a good man and a lot of love in that tree stand. I tip my hat to you, good sir.
 
RTR...USN (ret) said:
So it has to be some kind of torture treatment, but having a gorgeous 25 yo blonde rubbing warm ultrasound gel on the inside of your upper thigh/ groin area is an amazing feeling. First off, I’m glad my wife wasn’t in there. Second, it felt wonderful! Thankfully I kept myself.... composed shall we say. Thirdly, 20 years ago I might have been slapped, arrested, shot by the wife, or a combination of all three.
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My work crew would meet about once a month at Hooters on all you can eat Wednesday's. Some of the wives would join us and once my wife decided to go. For some reason she got a jealous almost mad at me for going(Our server that day was on their calendar). I looked into my wife's eyes and gently took her hand and said, "Babe take a good look at me. Seriously look from head to toe". She slid back and sized me up. "How much money do you think I would need to have on me to get more than my meal served here?". She sized me up again and started giggling. We have never had another jealous moment amongst us.
 
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batchaps4me said:
Y'all have a great one, I am going to have to go buy a set of tires for my car. I am fully

My work crew would meet about once a month at Hooters on all you can eat Wednesday's. Some of the wives would join us and once my wife decided to go. For some reason she got a jealous almost mad at me for going(Our server that day was on their calendar). I looked into my wife's eyes and gently took her hand and said, "Babe take a good look at me. Seriously look from head to toe". She slid back and sized me up. "How much money do you think I would need to have on me to get more than my meal served here?". She sized me up again and started giggling. We have never had another jealous moment amongst us.
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I had a similar situation between my wife and I....but after looking me up-n-down my wife got up and knocked the fuck outta the waitress. I laid & sprayed her that night.
 
batchaps4me said:
@RTR...USN (ret) was talking about getting old ... It is 1700 on a Friday, I am three beers in, listening to Irish Drinking Songs from Whose Line ... knowing seeing sunset is, at best, a pipedream. BTW, here is the funniest moment on television:
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I’m watching “Time Team” archeological dig reruns on YouTube. 😂! It’s an exciting life we live 😂!
 
batchaps4me said:
@RTR...USN (ret) was talking about getting old ... It is 1700 on a Friday, I am three beers in, listening to Irish Drinking Songs from Whose Line ... knowing seeing sunset is, at best, a pipedream. BTW, here is the funniest moment on television:
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I like that show quite a bit. Drew was good, and even the new female host has kept good chemistry amongst the comedians.
 
batchaps4me said:
@RTR...USN (ret) was talking about getting old ... It is 1700 on a Friday, I am three beers in, listening to Irish Drinking Songs from Whose Line ... knowing seeing sunset is, at best, a pipedream. BTW, here is the funniest moment on television:
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I used to watch The Drew Carry Show and Who's Line is it Anyway all the time as a kid.

I've never watched that episode bur it's the gayest thing I've ever seen in both senses of the word. Hilarious as well.
 
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