What is some moderately priced tech that makes life better

Well color me ignorant. In my defense, I'm old and don't give a damn about this newfangled "Earth friendly" shit.


Tesla is #1
It’s crazy. There are Tesla’s everywhere in my area. Now it’s almost a given that any house I work on, they’re gonna need a Tesla charger installed. You can charge them off of 110 with an adapter, but if you don’t want it to take a day, you gotta put that bitch on a 90amp circuit. They’re really nice, but I could never get one. I don’t want to be one of those Tesla people. All the people I know who have them are cunts.
 
Thought dudes wearing big headphones everywhere were dorks. Bought some and made air travel 13.2% better.

Thought dudes using electric razors were bitchbois; afraid of that blade. Bought a Norelco and made getting ready in a hotel 4.5% better.

Thought Smartwatches were for dorks. Made cutting the lawn and workouts 21.39% better. Also get little confidence builders like "active again" even though I just walked to the fridge for a beer.

Thought smart light switches and thermostats were for dorks. Flipping light switches is for the birds now. Setting air to 82 an hour away from the house because you forgot > having to turn around.
 
I worshiped this device as a kid. Actually was this walkman and the casio calculator watches that got my nerd side to shine.

921b3658c950ee7b0098f033c78749eb.jpg
 
I believe that the title of the thread contains a small grammatical faux pas. The use of the pronoun "some" as a greater than one numerical qualifier in conjunction with the verb "IS" introduces an unintended conflict resulting in a plurality error. The pronoun "some" implies more than one and is better paired with the present plural "are." For example, "What ARE some moderately ... "

In contrast, when using the singular verb "is," "A" becomes the more appropriate selection, leading to, "What is A moderately ..."
 
I believe that the title of the thread contains a small grammatical faux pas. The use of the pronoun "some" as a greater than one numerical qualifier in conjunction with the verb "IS" introduces an unintended conflict resulting in a plurality error. The pronoun "some" implies more than one and is better paired with the present plural "are." For example, "What ARE some moderately ... "

In contrast, when using the singular verb "is," "A" becomes the more appropriate selection, leading to, "What is A moderately ..."
giphy (1).gif
 
I believe that the title of the thread contains a small grammatical faux pas. The use of the pronoun "some" as a greater than one numerical qualifier in conjunction with the verb "IS" introduces an unintended conflict resulting in a plurality error. The pronoun "some" implies more than one and is better paired with the present plural "are." For example, "What ARE some moderately ... "

In contrast, when using the singular verb "is," "A" becomes the more appropriate selection, leading to, "What is A moderately ..."
Fuck you !!!

Conjugate that!
 
Top