Words of Wisdom / Funny quotes / etc...

[OldDevilDawg]

One of my Mothers favorites...

"The heart is forever making the head its fool."

Funny. My Pops always said, "Don't let the little head make decisions for the big head". I guess this proves that women think with their heart and men think with their "little head".

 

[oldyarddog]

It is possible to turn poison into medicine

 

[OldDevilDawg]

It is possible to turn poison into medicine

There's a very fine line between stupidity and bravery.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

One of my favorites:

Never pass a bathroom, trust a fart, or waste a hard on.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

It is possible to turn poison into medicine

yes -
its called
moonshine -

 

[TechRaiderRider]

i heard this quote
from my ol man a few times -

i'm gonna kick yer butt
up around yer ears -

 

[oldyarddog]

Don’t know it word for word, but Irish saying:

You’re not too drunk if you can hold on to a blade of grass without falling off the face of the earth

 

[oldyarddog]

I know the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

 

[TechRaiderRider]

I know the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

but the night owl


stays up and watches
late nite tv -

 

[CouchOnFire]

"Live each day as you will have wished to have lived, when you are dying..."

 

[Tortilla Launcher]

Anytime this kind of thread comes up I always like to share something @Nod4Eight posted one time, and it has always stuck with me for years.. I don't have it exactly word for word but it was basically:

"Your work is done when the work is done, not based on a time on the clock"


And I will share one from my late father as well:

"Always throw the first punch"

 

[tinp]

Anytime this kind of thread comes up I always like to share something @Nod4Eight posted one time, and it has always stuck with me for years.. I don't have it exactly word for word but it was basically:

"Your work is done when the work is done, not based on a time on the clock"


And I will share one from my late father as well:

"Always throw the first punch"

I like those 2 very much and strive to live & work by by them.

 

[oldyarddog]

Anytime this kind of thread comes up I always like to share something @Nod4Eight posted one time, and it has always stuck with me for years.. I don't have it exactly word for word but it was basically:

"Your work is done when the work is done, not based on a time on the clock"


And I will share one from my late father as well:

"Always throw the first punch"

Reminds of this:

The only one complaining of a dirty fight is the loser.

 

[cogarboy]

 

[batchaps4me]

It is possible to turn poison into medicine

The difference between poison and medicine is dosage.

Show me your friends and I will show you your future.

 

[LyquidMetal]

Stop chasing what your mind wants and you'll get what your soul needs.

The one who says it can't be done shouldn't interfere with the one who is doing it.

Think you know something? Cut open an apple and you can count the seeds. But can you count how many apples per seed?

 

[RuffledFeathers]

I commonly say "There are never enough days in an hour."

 

[Tenn"cock]

My old boss used to say whenever I would complain about my day "If that's your biggest problem, then you have got the world by the balls."

 

[Nod4Eight]

I live by 2 rules.

Rule 1: Don't sweat the little shit.

Rule 2: It's ALL little shit.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet sweaty things.

 

[CouchOnFire]

We are all products of our own decisions.

Many will disagree and say 'environment' plays a factor.
No, your mom and dad didn't make you do anything. If
you're able to think for yourself, that is.