Shitty new neighbors....

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Set up a motion detector with siren Aimed at their driveway. Every time they move in the driveway it will set off the alarm. You can get one for under $100.00.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Some great ideas here!

https://www.georgetakei.com/best-legal-ways-annoy-neighbors-2653030720/offensive-odors

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Wow, so much work to do here, they must pay for this serious transgression, sugar water or cokes create ant beds. That's lite, round up can spell cool words in front yards, that's medium, oven cleaner does nice things to car hoods on hot days.. more to come

Not sure if I'm going to self incriminate, but my three favorite letters are BBQ.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Or cut your grass like this…
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The neighborhood kids don't need to see the husband rubbing one out to my fine derriere, plus I'm shy.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

wondering what the cops did,, they should hae cited your neighbors for false reporting a fire or mis use of city funds,, something ??

Not a damn thing as far as I know but we all laughed hysterically when I told them what happened.

I pointed to their place and told them to come by about 5 if they were off and wanted a bite.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Not a damn thing as far as I know but we all laughed hysterically when I told them what happened.

I pointed to their place and told them to come come by about 5 if they were off and wanted a bite.

What state are you in? When I smell BBQ I start salivating and then get jealous! Im looking around and wondering where that glorius smell is coming from, dreaming I can just causally stroll by and beg for some.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

OK....so you get a buddy to wear a black suit and tie..white shirt, dark wrap around shades. He comes over and starts taking pictures. Have him take pictures of you and yours also. He needs to keep taking pictures until they become obviously annoyed. Wait a few days and mention that you stopped and bought extra ammo because you are worried that some serious shit is about to go down. Play the scared victim.

 

[pooods]

there is only one response. you know what to do.

 

[RuffledFeathers]

Type a letter from the local Historical Society /Commission suggesting they may have an old cemetery on their lot.

 

[fritowrdo]

Here is what I have done in the past with pesky neighbors. I find out which way they lean and head to the magazine store. If they are right leaning, send them left leaning magazines to the neighbors in their name and the opposite for left leaning. Do not forget to send one to your house as well.

Has been effective in make them focus on nosey neighbors that now are either offended or laughing at them.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

This is small change, shouldn't require much effort to piss them off. Probably put out an American flag on your porch and they will lose it.

 

[CB3UK]

What manner of guys are living next to you that don't like grilling out or bbqing?

 

[RazzlDazzl]

What state are you in? When I smell BBQ I start salivating and then get jealous! Im looking around and wondering where that glorius smell is coming from, dreaming I can just causally stroll by and beg for some.

The Redneck Riviera!

That would be NW Florida for anyone not in the know.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

This is small change, shouldn't require much effort to piss them off. Probably put out an American flag on your porch and they will lose it.
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They had to walk past and between my Orange Man Rad signs to bitch and have to pass them every time they come or go.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

What manner of guys are living next to you that don't like grilling out or bbqing?

I'll be nice and just speculate he eats plant based meats and is woke.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

What manner of guys are living next to you that don't like grilling out or bbqing?

mr dazzl forgot to mention -

 

[Hard2Bluff]

They had to walk past and between my Orange Man Rad signs to bitch and have to pass them every time the come or go.

Failure to communicate, some people you just cant reason with:

 

[OldDevilDawg]

So just to be clear....are we dealing with misplaced Yankees and their new purchase down south? If so, find an opportunity to ask them to buy your place. Tell 'em you've been thinking about selling out and leaving for a few years now that hurricanes keep getting worse every year.

 

[tinp]

there is only one response. you know what to do.

Fuck













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Wife

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Failure to communicate, some people you just cant reason with:

The dude damn sure can't eat 50 eggs.