RazzlDazzl
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If this is a tldr, title covers it.
Planning on having some family and friends over this afternoon, I fired up the smoker about 9am for a brisket and pork shoulder.
About noon, doing my thing, meaning keeping an eye on the temps and running the radio, the new neighbors show up with their shit eating dog in my front yard.
I was informed that I was polluting the neighborhood and contributing to global warming. I then asked them why they haven't changed their global warming term to climate change like all the smart people. Crickets.
At this point I turned around, sat down in my chair, cracked open a beer, and asked them what they do to combat climate change. We drive a Prius!
I said that's great, the battery in that car is made by minerals mined by child and slave labor and transported worldwide using fossil fuels. I think I'll go fire up the three V8s in the yard and the twin turbo V6 and just let them idle.
They scoffed, walked away, and 30 minutes later two cops and a fire truck showed up and told me they were called to a fire. These people have no idea the can of worms they've opened.
End rant.
Planning on having some family and friends over this afternoon, I fired up the smoker about 9am for a brisket and pork shoulder.
About noon, doing my thing, meaning keeping an eye on the temps and running the radio, the new neighbors show up with their shit eating dog in my front yard.
I was informed that I was polluting the neighborhood and contributing to global warming. I then asked them why they haven't changed their global warming term to climate change like all the smart people. Crickets.
At this point I turned around, sat down in my chair, cracked open a beer, and asked them what they do to combat climate change. We drive a Prius!
I said that's great, the battery in that car is made by minerals mined by child and slave labor and transported worldwide using fossil fuels. I think I'll go fire up the three V8s in the yard and the twin turbo V6 and just let them idle.
They scoffed, walked away, and 30 minutes later two cops and a fire truck showed up and told me they were called to a fire. These people have no idea the can of worms they've opened.
End rant.