I never smoke and I’m crotchety and bitter!
My mower gets one pull. Sooner or later the city will bush hog it and send me a bill.
If he approaches you about it, be sure to tell him to check the wires, those pesky squirrels will mess with a ton of stuff.
Probably got charged $20 for a spark plug, you know with all the tools and labor involved.
He'll be traumatized even before he meets the wives...
Doubt it, he will take it up the bootey hole like a champ. Probably also bought "blinker fluid" just in case his turn signal quits working.
Oh, thought you were talking about the spark plug thing. My bad!
Need Poke to show up as the pink bunny.
Honors to bring along his raccoon friends too...Need Poke to show up as the pink bunny.
Pretty sure that was a private affair. Maybe for the after-party.
Just consider it a dumbass tax. We need more of that.
Yeah, I was thinking about pink bunny Poke claiming his ancestors lived on the guy's lot, and great, great, great uncle Free Love Drunken Raccoon was buried somewhere on the lot.
Four
and already confused?
