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Hell yes, someone would have to take care of things while I went to Alaska and Africa to kill big dangerous things with horns, big teeth, and claws.
I would have to buy several sections of land and build a house in a very defensible position the middle of it and clean my 50 cals until some poor family member tries to stop by ...
 
Good morning everyone. Yesterday was rough on this old bastard. I mean a Hank Jr song rough ... okay, I embellish but damn I think I have a bone spur in my heel. And I discovered that in the middle of what I call Gilligan's Tour of Wallyworld. It's still hurting this morning but not nearly as bad. I even called the doctor and am getting an ortho consult at my request. On the bright side, we used self checkout so I am going to file a workman's comp claim saying being the cashier aggravated it ... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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