The new and improved Good Morning thread!

[LyquidMetal]

King Ranch Ecoboost at the house. Saved my dad 7k from average around here. We were dead set on the 5.0l V8 but this was too good to pass on. It looks black in the picture but it's actually kind of a really dark black cherry. I'm just glad he's happy.View attachment 4091

Good deal.

 

[Bama Believer]

Good Morning, didnt get to finish my physical, BP too high,, got to get it down and go back next week

 

[batchaps4me]

Good Friday eve everyone! I hope y'all have a great one!

 

[Copejunkie]

Good morning everyone cooking breakfast at the camper fried potatoes and sausage.

 

[batchaps4me]

Good morning everyone cooking breakfast at the camper fried potatoes and sausage.View attachment 4094

Would you consider adopting an old ass, senile crazy bastard? Askin for my wife, she needs some relief.

 

[Copejunkie]

Would you consider adopting an old ass, senile crazy bastard? Askin for my wife, she needs some relief.

Can you rake hay?

 

[Copejunkie]

We have been eating meals at the camper for the most part. Had to eat at the amusement park yesterday of course. Eating out every meal is too damn expensive. I cooked t bone steaks (that I raised) last night on the charcoal grill and I will guarantee you that you couldn't have gotten a better one at any of the steak houses here. We are eating out tonight with a 3rd cousin of mine who lives here, he wanted to meet up and go to a bbq joint with us, says it's the best.

 

[batchaps4me]

Can you rake hay?

Yes, but only one straw at a time. I do quality work no matter how long it takes me.

 

[iesheepdog]

Good morning crew.

 

[PSUTE]

'Mornin all, gotta go in early for a sexual harassment class. Gotta learn how to be a victim...

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

'Mornin all, gotta go in early for a sexual harassment class. Gotta learn how to be a victim...

@tinp this seems to fall within your area of expertise, want to handle this?

 

[tinp]

They Caaaaallin' me....!

Whaddyou want mod....?

 

[tinp]

'Mornin all, gotta go in early for a sexual harassment class. Gotta learn how to be a victim...

If it's SexualHairyAssMen they want, then @RazzlDazzl is our territory rep for that.

 

[batchaps4me]

If it's SexualHairyAssMen they want, then @RazzlDazzl is our territory rep for that.

What's the hourly rate??? Don't judge me ...

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

What's the hourly rate??? Don't judge me ...

That is an “exempt “ position under the FLSA, so their isn’t an hourly rate. Compensation is flat, and 40 hour restrictions do not apply.

 

[batchaps4me]

That is an “exempt “ position under the FLSA, so their isn’t an hourly rate. Compensation is flat, and 40 hour restrictions do not apply.

Was hoping for hourly plus commission. After all, there is enough hair on my ass for a man bun and as I told @Copejunkie, I do quality work no matter how long it takes me.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

If it's SexualHairyAssMen they want, then @RazzlDazzl is our territory rep for that.

Your mom and sister both know the only thing not hairy is my ass, and I've caught you peeking.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Good morning everyone. Off work today, but I’m still up at the ass crack of dawn. Sitting in my shop drinking coffee and watching some tv so I don’t wake the old lady up. Oh, and on this day in 1986, she and I said “I do”. It’s amazing to me that she hasn’t killed me in my sleep long before now lol!

 

[Bama Believer]

Mornin boys

 

[LyquidMetal]

Good morning everyone. Off work today, but I’m still up at the ass crack of dawn. Sitting in my shop drinking coffee and watching some tv so I don’t wake the old lady up. Oh, and on this day in 1986, she and I said “I do”. It’s amazing to me that she hasn’t killed me in my sleep long before now lol!

Well, congrats and have a cup on me.